February 13, 2009

Happy Friday The 13th!

Just wanted to wish everybody good luck on one of the unluckiest days of the year.
Did you know this is the first of three Friday the 13th's we are going to have this year? It's coming up again in March and then again in November. It's true, I read it on Yahoo!

I also want to take this time to tell Hollywood to stop remaking horror films like Halloween, Friday the 13th, and Nightmare On Elm Street. I would rather you guys just be complete hacks and rip off the plots and then call it something else. Title them All Hallows Eve, The Unluckiest Camp for Sexy Teens, and Seriously, Do Not Fall Asleep Or You Will Die In The Most Ironic Way Possible, respectively.
I'm just throwing it out there.

I think they should make a horror movie about this little guy. They are scary and indestructible. They call them Water Bears, isn't that cute?


  1. Can you change this to an all tartigrade blog? I mean really, who gives a fuck about movie posters now that we know these invincible little bastards are out there.