October 22, 2010

Frog and Toad Rewritten

“If we already had cookies in the house,
then why did you have me go buy more?” asked Toad.

Nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom.” said Frog.

Toad started to worry that Frog had been stuck in the air like that for a while now, but he had also never seen Frog this happy. "I'll get him down in a couple of days." thought Toad.

"And when their backs were turned" Frog giggled "I grabbed the kite and started running."

"Stupid kids." Said Toad.

Frog grumbled "Huh. Well I'll be, he's eating the letter. Guess I owe you $20."

"You will never guess who kills Dumbledore!" said Frog.

"I thought we were reading Twilight." said Toad.

Fuck you I'm a Frog.

All images by Arnold Lobel. The text is all me.

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