May 25, 2010

My Favorite Monologues: The Goonies: This Is Our Time

Get excited readers because The Anthropomorphic Critic is bringing you a new feature! I will be sharing some of my favorite monologues from my favorite movies, in no particular order... because that would take some sort of planing.

We all need a little inspiration now and then, so to kick it off is a gem from The Goonies where Mikey convinces the other Goonies (even Andy who says she's not a Goonie) to not be rescued by future-date-rapist Troy and continue with their adventure. Who knew an asthmatic could give such a compelling speech?

"Troy's Bucket" sounds like one of those things, you know, like a "Rusty Trombone" or a "Mexican Halloween."


  1. Hey AC -- what about Bruce Campbell's Army of Darkness monologue about his boomstick? Here's a youtube link:

  2. I do know that speech....Good suggestion thanks!