TAC Holiday Gift Guide!

Tis the season peeps! Hopefully you are not not scrambling to find gifts for all your loved ones/family this holiday season. If there are still a couple of people on your list left, I have a gift giving guide for you. Order these items now an you might get them delivered by Christmas... or shortly after. You really shouldn't wait this late in the month to get your gifts. Anyway, on with the The Anthropomorphic Critic Gift Guide!

For the Intellectual Cousin you hate talking to:

Penguin Books Great Idea Series:
From the site: "Penguin brings you the works of the great thinkers, pioneers, radicals and visionaries whose ideas shook civilization, and helped make us who we are."

This should shut them up for a while.


For the person who donated to a charity in your name when all you asked for was alcohol.

Coal Gram!
When you purchase the coal they donate a percentage to your choice of charity. And the recipient gets some coal for a present in a very deceiving jewelery box. They can't get mad, it's for charity. You should also recommend they donate the coal as well. What are they going to do with coal?

For your favorite avid Hunter/Taxidermist

Cardboard Animal Heads


They are really cool and guaranteed to make any house look like a log cabin in the North Woods. And it sends a message that you don't nee to decapitate animals to impress the ladies.

For your step dad who's originally from California.

The California Desk

It's $5,500 dollars. But California is a pretty awesome state and he is a pretty awesome step dad.

For your friend's little brother/sister because they are cooler than your friend (And you secretly wish you were friends with them instead).

Grizzly Adventures T-Shirt from Threadless

This is a totally rad shirt, they will love it. Your friend is going to be so jealous.


For your kinda serious girlfriend

Beaver Ring

It's not an engagement ring but it's way cuter than a promise ring or a celibacy ring.

For the doodler or emo kid or grandma

Recycled BINGO game sketchbooks

Here you go, Merry Christmas. Now go off in a corner away from me and draw or write or whatever...No, the other corner, farther away from me.

For any guy you know.

Zip Tie


Boot Knife Sock


Clipper Ship Tie
Guys are so easy to buy for.


For The Anthropomorphic Critic
Night Court Travel Bar
Pleeeeeeeeeeeeease? I want it! The drinks go where I go, in style!

Whatever you do, do not get anyone you know or only sorta know this:
Stuffed Unicorn
It's just not right.


I think RUN DMC said it best:

"My name's D.M.C. with the mic in my hand
And I'm chilling and coolin just like a snowman
So open your eyes, lend us an ear
We want to say Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!"
-Christmas in Hollis Queens